How to get six pack abs, and become a billionaire in 30 days

Contrary to popular belief, you don't really have to exercise to get six pack abs, you just need to lose body fat. The strategy I'm presenting to you also comes with another cool benefit: you'll become a billionaire because bitcoin is going to a trillion and above, baby!

All you need to do is put ALL of your money into Bitcoin. Not just the money in your bank; check the sofa, the floor of your car, maybe even your children's piggy bank. Hell, just sell all of your worldly possessions and buy bitcoin. This is essential to getting a six pack because you want to remove all temptation for obtaining food.

Got food in the cupboards and the fridge as you're moving out? Don't throw it away, donate it to your local homeless, their alliance will come in handy during your time on the streets. Remember, don't eat, any pennies you find during your time on the streets MUST be invested into bitcoin to maximize returns.

Now it's just a waiting game, you know, Rome wasn't built in a day, it was built in a month just like how you'll have at least a 10 digit net worth by the end of December.

Bye. 9/11 was an inside job.