NEWS FLASH BREAKOUT FROM THE TOILET

25 déc. 2022

NEWS FLASH: Mr. HAPI. (AKA “NO FEAR” ) Armed with an excellent narrative and solid fundamentals, has had enough of this trash talk from all these TAs and is making his dramatic move outta the toilet and upward to his rightful place among the Gods of crypto projects. He’s a scrappy little fu*ker and won’t take no for an answer, especially from that old, useless, good-for-nothing spud BTC. He knows that every project needs his technology badly or else they face the fate of becoming a cheap whore of Do Kwon or even worse that pimp Sam Bankman-Fried and his stone-ugly girlfriend. “Toilet life is not for me. Do I look like those two old tarts, ADA and DOT who promise everything and produce nothing ? Not me Baby, I will move so far up, that I will make that broken Solana look like he rides the short bus to school. Tradingview will be begging me for an interview on their hands and knees and the SEC can kiss my skinny white ass. Just wait until I launch my AI upgrade, I will calculate faster than CZ counting his tax-free $1000 bills being churned out at Binance in his head office that doesn’t really exist.”

My opinion here is that if HAPI can do half the things it claims it can do AND decides to invest a few dollars into marketing, the unwashed masses should soon get an idea of the value of the project and the price will move accordingly. because the crypto universe has no shortage of bad actors, scammers and hackers. You could probably think of HAPI as anti-virus software for the crypto universe. Do you like that Internet/Crypto analogy? OK, that’s it, I have a turkey to cook.

The Sublime Prince Toronto, Canada