All aboard the TezTrain! Tickets cost $3, and the price increases at a steady 100% per year. The wheels are rusty, the seats are uncomfortable, and passengers of hypersonic flying meme trains will mock you and crash into you several times each year. Loyalty customers receive 5% reward per year on their ticket purchase. If you live in the United States, you'll get to meet the famous taxman 'Uncle Sam', who comes aboard to steal half of your loyalty bonus each year. If the ticket price goes down and you forgot to give away your bonus rewards before the end of the year, Uncle Sam will punch you in the mouth, steal all of your loyalty rewards, and take some of the original ticket value! If this sounds like the ride for you, come aboard the TezTrain! We service all countries with less than a billion citizens, and all United States except New York! Get your tickets on sale now!
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The train is at risk of falling off the tracks. Unless BTC stops falling very soon, the macro uptrend will be damaged. I jumped out of the moving train, but I'm still watching and waiting to see if buyers can save it, or sellers push it over the edge.
Teztrain almost fell off the tracks in late June and early July, but now we're securely back on track for another CcrrAaaZZzzyy ride to... New York?
Yes! You heard that right folks, the TezTrain is making it's first ever stop for passengers in New York! (www.gemini.com/blog/...i-now-supports-tezos). Our first stop in New York will be at... Citi field? That's right! For the first time ever, we're stopping at the home of the NY Mets baseball team! (news.tezoscommons.or...partner-f3050e1b569b)
TezTrain's 7th forkless train upgrade, codename Granada, reduces gas fees and speeds up block production by 2x! Production of delicious baked goods was temporarily slowed down when the upgrade went live, but TezTrain engineers diffused the granada grenade before it blew up!
That's not all! TezTrain tickets are now on SUPER SALE! According to CoinFairValue.com, we should be selling tickets for over $10! (www.coinfairvalue.com/coins/tezos/) Get your tickets on sale for less than $4 now!